We presently have one position available at CompuGlobal HyperMeganet.
TITLE: Active Protester
DUTIES: As our Active Protester you will be responsible for following the
Simpsons jet from airport to airport and boycotting the re-painting of
the jet. You will also need to rally support from the local population to help
with the active boycotting. THE JET MUST BE SAVED!!!
QUALIFICATIONS: You must be a sincere Simpsons addict and must pass an extensive
Simpsons trivia exam. And overall familiarity with each and every episode is a must!
SALARY: $100,000 / year (Canadian funds)
BENEFITS: As our Active Protester you will receive a full travel
allowance which will cover all travelling expenses. Full medical and dental
fees covered. And the satisfaction of saving the Simpsons jet.
last update June 16, 1998